Leave me out of this. I haven't said a thing about your reviews.

Everyone's a critic in my eyes. It's just not everybody makes the critical process a conscious form of understanding. And, if that bores them, why should they? I for one am fascinated by the layers and layers of transparent subjectivity which form a rather opaque form of "objectivity", and I love thinking about why I love things and why I might not like others so much.

Does that make me a good critic?

No. I think good critics make films; they don't write reviews.