May I ask what the inscentive was to put a wine-cork in an ashtray?
I thought it was a cigar as a pacifier. Which one is it??
No, no, you're right. But I decided to say it was a cork and an ashtray, and hope to god it wasn't the former. I don't think it's responsible of us to be promoting smoking to children.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
