Don Malta, I am honored and grateful to wish you the best on the day of your birth. May future birthdays be great birthdays. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty as a birthday gift.

"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so"-Gore Vidal
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth"-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness"-George Carlin