Thanks guys! My actual birthday is usually pretty uneventful, as most of the celebrating occurs on New Year's Eve. But its always pretty fun.

I'm fairly certain I wasn't the first born of 1985. I was born at 4:07 p.m.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis