I figured I'd be be getting this for Christmas...so I held off buying it. And I was right!

I played through part one and got my mansion back. Since then, I've been doing a bunch of "Felix Leads" so I can broker drug deals and get some quick cash fast. I renovated my home and got 2 of the 5 available ladies at my house (including one from Geoff's trailer park ).

There are a few things that I really dig about the game. For one...you can call someone to bring your car to you. Also, you can hire an entourage of henchmen to do special missions for you. Hey...if you're a big time crime boss...you oughta have a posse of lackeys doing all your dirty work, no?

So far, I like it...but I'll hold judgment until I'm finished.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis