I'm thinking about trying out for an amateur draft and getting Scott Boras as my agent...look at my stats:
-Fastball 82 mph -Cut fastball 80mph -Sinking curveball in the 65mph -Knuckleball 50mph -Out of shape -Out of practice -Decent fielding skills -Poor runner -Hits for power (has to, because he can't run)
Yep, I figure I could command about $3 million per year plus a $10 million dollar signing bonus in today's market.
Giive me a few, I'll e-mail Newsday and drop them a leak.
You will retain me as your press agent, right?
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You really don't expect people to believe your shit do you?
Read: "The Daily Apple"- Telling America and the Gangster BB like it really is!
