Being the good Christian I am, I have a very simple philosophy.

Merry Christmas, if you're offended, go fuck yourself.

I hope everyone enjoys their Freedom Fries on the Holidays too.

PS: I haven't read if someone already brought this up, but why do people, especially atheists settle for "holidays." Didn't "holiday" come from Holy Day?

Shit, I might offend people with that too.

To all, a Happy Merry Special Time of the Year When the Mall is Packed and the Traffic is bad.