The best being people's love for animals. That's one of the first things I try and enquire about people. And in my experience if people don't love animals they surely don't love people either.
Lavinia, you're bound to love me...for I am an animal myself. Quite a wild one at that. 'specially in bed.
But really:
1) I've got 2 dogs.
2) I'm vegetarian.
3) I never EVER pushed an old woman down the stairs.
4) I dont kill ppl on Sundays.
I mean...what more could you ask for?
"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"
