Originally Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra
T'other day I was told I looked like a young Gary Oldman.

I've had worse. Gary Rhodes for starters.


Could've been much worse:

They could've said Gary Glitter.

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."