The problem I have with pomegranates is the cowardly civilised way in which they are eaten...with a fork, or a pin, or something. I tend to burst the thing open, biting a multitude of parts at the same time, spitting the seeds out upon the table or ground and sucking up the juices from my cupped palm, thence wiping the backhand across my cheek.

Long live Capo the Barbarian.

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