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Wierd Laws *DELETED* *DELETED* *DELETED* *DELETED* #343230
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Re: Weird Laws [Re: Partagas] #343247
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Originally Posted By: Partagas
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.


Dammit! There go my political aspirations right out the window.

Signor V.


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Re: Wierd Laws [Re: Partagas] #343248
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Originally Posted By: Partagas
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."


One of the things I love about your great country!!


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Re: Weird Laws [Re: Signor Vitelli] #343254
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Originally Posted By: Signor Vitelli
Originally Posted By: Partagas
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.


Dammit! There go my political aspirations right out the window.

Signor V.


You can still run for office in Maryland!

Wait...nevermind. Our politicians don't wear penis costumes. They get the point across just fine without 'em!

Last edited by XDCX; 11/17/06 12:59 PM.

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Good ones, Part.
Here in AZ, there are no gun controls over and above Federal requirements, and you only have to take an eight-hour course to qualify to carry a concealed gun (including a concealed riot gun as long as it's 16" long). But nunchuks are absolutely outlawed.
When I was growing up, New York State was the only one in which the legal drinking age was 18. But the state had laws on the books that held that any place that sold alcoholic beverages by the drink had to sell more food than booze. This meant that every bar and tavern had to falsify their records to show that they were selling more Slim Jims, potato chips, pretzels, etc., than beer and liquor. The law also said that any place that served alcohol had to "provide sufficient light to read a newspaper by." But the law never specified the amount of light in any measurable way (e.g., watts, lumens, etc.). So the Alcoholic Beverages Commission inspector would come in and start squinting at his paper until the owner came across with a bribe.


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E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
Re: Wierd Laws [Re: Partagas] #343341
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Originally Posted By: Partagas

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.



But dead fish are fair game.

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Re: Wierd Laws [Re: klydon1] #343409
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Originally Posted By: klydon1
Originally Posted By: Partagas

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.



But dead fish are fair game.


Sorta gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sleeps with the fishes."



Signor V.


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"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."


Re: Wierd Laws [Re: Signor Vitelli] #343842
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Oh, so that's why... I always wondered what might be wrong with men in Alabama!


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