The duck has to be 35 years old and a US Citizen to qualify. You better check that out. I dont want some under age Canadian serving as my vice president. An over-aged Texan who pretends he is still from Wyoming is bad enough. 
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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