Yeah, we're all afraid of the sun in Upstate New York.

I can't say we've won any other contests, but we've only done two competition-formatted shows... We've done a handful on casual, "everyone is a winner" type show. I'm personally surprised we won this one. I was certain we would permanently emotionally scar the judges.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."