You guys need to quit having so much fun! I'm abosultely SICK of all the SMILEYS!!! You all need to be more serious and increase your amount of HIGH BROW humor! What you need is to go vote like I did for the republicans, because Bush is THE MAN! You all need to grow the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks up!

Oh, by the way, have any of you seen the toilet paper? I have to go poopey really bad!