Zia said "cockles."
[insert Beavis and Butthead laughs]

No, I didn't say your team wasn't good, Zia. You've got some talent there - and I'm not talking about cuteness.

Is my team really ugly??
PG Steve Nash - Canadian
PG Brandon Roy - Rookie
SG Kevin Martin - Sleeper candidate
SG Luol Deng - Daaaaa Bulls
SF LeBron James - King James
SF Grant Hill - Old
PF Dwight Howard - Young
PF Mehmet Okur - He's my team's Euro

C Yao Ming - Houston Rocket so Gina roots for me
C Chris Kaman - Kinda looks like Sasquatch
Util Richard Hamilton - Phantom of the NBA
Util Tayshaun Prince - Freakishly long arms
BN Quentin Richardson - Dated Brandi
BN Jason Richardson - He can sky
BN Raymond Felton - Up and coming PG
BN Drew Gooden - Kansas product
BN Josh Childress - Beware the 'Fro
You know, we actually have a lot of parallels on our teams Zia.