You got it, Klydon. Your turn.

He doesn't look like me.

A: Mr. Ross' sister to Susan, Mr & Mrs. Ross, Jerry & George

Q: "Love is a dizzying array of textures...and moments."

Sounds like something George would say?

It was actually Newman to Kramer

Q: "I prepared this meal while I bathed."

Kramer

The shrimp is a little stringy.

A: Jerry to Babu

Q: "Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? Why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that."

My guess is George when he double dipped the chip.

If I'm right...

Poor Lily.

I'll give you a hint. It was a secondary character who was on multiple episodes with one of the 4 main characters. This person said things like "It feels like an Arby's night" and "we're the Devils."

Puddy! (Arby's gave it away for me).

Poor Lily

Kramer to George, Jerry & Elaine after Susan died. One of my favorite Kramer lines.

Q: "How could you give $12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?"

That was either George to Steinbrenner in the opposite episode; but I remember George's dad confronting the Boss when he thought George was dead - but I think that involved Jay Buhner.
I'll go with George C. to George S.

If I'm right...

We dine.

It was actually Frank Costanza to Big Stein in the final episode. He was shouting to the Boss when the latter was testifying at their trial.

A: Peterman to George

Q: "No! I will not keep my voice down. Nothing can make me keep my voice down."

I'm going to guess again. Was this George? I recall him complaining to a store clerk or some hospital personnel.

I'm trying to keep these easy - I don't like the 'gotcha' games. You're correct - that was George when Jerry got tickets for "Guys & Dolls" and everyone thought they were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it...

Q: "I come home and see my son treating his body like it was an amusement park."

George's mother to George in the hospital.

Do you want a piece of me?

A: Frank to Elaine

Q: "I actually prefer to be called 'Maestro.'"

the Maestro with a house in Tuscany to Elaine

Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?

George to Kramer

Q: "Take it easy. There's enough here to make us all fat and giggly."

The previous was Kramer to J. Peterman during the "Peterman Reality" episode.

Q: "I know the chunky whose been eating these Chunkies."

Jerry to Newman

If I'm right... "You a dentist?"

A: Jerry to just about everyone at Tim Watley's party

Q: "I'm out - yeah, I'm outta the contest."

Kramer to Jerry


Hire this man.

A: Steinbrenner to the guy from "Breakfast Club" about George

Q: "Ruth, Mantle, Dimaggio...Costanza?"

Jerry to George

(Here's one of my favorite quirky lines)
She never would've made it.

Klydon - great one. That was Frank answering George about "Aunt Baby."

Q: "It's not a lie if you believe it."

I've heard it before. Something tells me it's Kramer?

A: Actually Costanza to Jerry

Q: "There I was a grown man, standing on the steps of the library, with a weggie."

George to Jerry

That's right. He's a wise guy.

Not sure. Sounds like it could be Kramer about Jerry to someone.