The most hilarious line in the cleaned up version of GF on television is when Sonny tells Tessio and CLemenza to make sure the gun is taped behind the toilet because "I don't want him coming out of there with a stick in his hands."

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."