Hint for quote above: the conversation involved one of the 4 main characters, but the person who spoke it was not a main character. But the speaker was based on one of the main characters...

The guy potraying Kramer on "The Pilot" to George

"It really wasn't that hard"

A: George to Lois, Jerry & Duncan

Q: "This is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side!"

Kramer to Jerry

"May I have one of those, madam."

A: Kramer to George

Q: "Quit bossing me! This is why you're going to hell."

A: Puddy to Elaine.

Q: "Whaddaya callin me madam fo?"

A: George to Kramer

Q: I don't mind someone with a phony personality. But I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Jerry to Elaine(possibly George) about wither his girlfriends breasts are fake
"Imagine, spelling Mom with two oh's"

A: Jerry to Vanessa

Q: "Yesterday, I'm a volcano. I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony. "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days?! I don't like coffee! I don't have to come up! I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I cans spit in your face!"

George to Jerry about the girl who he didn't go up for "coffee" for.

What am I, a hooker?

A: Elaine to Kramer & Jerry when Kramer gave her the condom samples

Q: "My mother caught me."

George to Jerry and Elaine about his mother walking in on him masturbating.

"So they can go home and tell their family they saw an actual New York mugging!"

A: Kramer pretending to rob George

Q: "Now if you'll excuse me, once again I have to make love to your mother."

A: George's Father Frank to George.

Q: "I'm never doing that, again."

A: George to Jerry, Kramer and Elaine
Q: Would you stop it? All right, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you. How's this - I'm never telling you. I don't care. No. Fine. Never!"

A: George over the phone to his mother, when he & Jerry were in the limo under fake names.

Q: "When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't wanna skimp on the swank."

Kramer to Elaine about why he's dressed up
"yeah, I am Batman!"

Kramer about his bus story

"Maybe it's not an insult there. Maybe it's like 'fox.' They said, "Hey, you're a dog!"

A: Kramer to Elaine about the Korean women talking about her

Q: "Now listen to me you little quack. There was a half man, half pig in that room over there. Now where is he?! Where is he?!"

Kramer to the doctor

"Come on! I'm walking around rubbing two sticks together and you got a Zippo!"

A: George to Jerry about his sexual techniques (a pretty good analogy by the way).

Q: "I couldn't do it without you."

A: Jerry to George about the roommate switch.

Q: "Well, you know in the old days, when the senators didn't vote the way that the party leaders wanted 'em to... they whipped them..."You better vote the way we want you to, or there's gonna be big trouble."

A: Kramer to Jerry regarding the whip.

Q: "I've got a confesion to make. I've got Super Bowl fever."

A: Elaine to Tim Watley

Q: "I'm on a birthday wish hotstreak."

A: Newman to Kramer.

Q: "They're prisons, self made prisons! You're doing time!"

Kramer to Jerry

"My father was a very stern man...."

A: Mr. Pitt to Elaine.

Q: "You take tv out of this relationship and it's just torture."

A: George to his mother

Q: "Boy these really do pinch. I tell you, if I ever find the son of a bitch that stole my glasses..."

George about his missing glasses in the locker room.

He must've thought I was going for his wallet.

Kramer to George and Jerry about Jon Voigt biting him

"Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape"