A: Mr. Peterman to Elaine
Q: You know I just realized, you never gave me the change from the toll

A: George to Susan while watching Susan's family cabin burn

Q: "If I had a nickel for every book he's actually read...I'd be broke."

A: Susan's mother at the dinner table.

Q: "I like a good cheek."

A: George to Jerry
Q: I ordered in, still effort

Jerry to Kramer

"Oh, he's a dunker."

A: Kramer to Jerry and Elaine
Q: Maybe it needed some air. You know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there. It's inhuman

A: Kramer to Elaine and Jerry

Q: "You better have a damn good explanation for giving me a fake Christmas present."

A: Mr. Kruger to George.

Q: "I once got 'Happy New Yeared' in March."

Jerry to Elaine

"Well, one outta twenty thousand. That's not bad."

A: Jerry to George
Q: You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick

A: Elaine to Jerry.

Q: "The New York Yankees?!"

A: Elaine to Jerry & George at the Chinese Restaurant

Q: "Your whole life, you go throw painstaking efforts to hide your nipple. Then boom, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it."

A: Elaine to Jerry.

Q: "The New York Yankees?!"

A: Jerry to George
Q: Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship

A: "Move in here? He doesn't even let you go to the bathroom."

You didn't answer my question goombah

Woops, sorry about that. It was George to Jerry.

Q: "Move in here? He doesn't even let you go to the bathroom."

A: George to Jerry & Kramer
Q: Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series

A: George to Jerry & Kramer
Q: Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series

A: Jerry to fat naked guy on the subway.

Q: "Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets. Come right up and greet the Mets."

A: Mr. Wilhelm singing to himself
Q: I say stupid things all the time. I can't go two minutes without saying something stupid

A: George to Patrice

Q: "A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!"

A: Newman to Jerry's mom
Q: I think I'm pretty much like you -- only successful

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement."

A: Jackie to Kramer
Q: And with his help we'll get that chicken!

A: Kramer to the NYU Dean

Q: "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house."

A: Kramer to Elaine
Q: It's not Suz, it's Susie. My name is SUSIE!

A: Elaine to her germophobe co-worker.

Q: "It's prepostrous to ask someone to take off a baseball cap at a baseball game."

A: Jerry to his girlfriend re: Elaine wearing the Baltimore cap at a Yankee game

Q: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? is whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week: Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating - that's a fantasy camp."

A: George to Jerry
Q: "For all I know, this guy went out of his way to not invite you. How am I going to feel if I show up with an uninvited, unwelcome intruder?"