A: Rabbi to George or Jerry
Q: Did anybody see that picture in there? Wow, some weird, wild stuff

A: George to the party guests after he was in the bathroom with the 3-D art. He comes out with his shirt off.

Q: Alright. I don't have grace, I don't want grace...I don't even say grace, OK?

Elaine to interviewer woman

Q: "Adios muchacho!!!"

A: Soup Nazi to Spanish customer
Q: Cotton dockers. If they're not dockers, they're just pants

A: Kramer mimicking the Dockers commercial to Jerry's soon-to-be ex-girlfriend Donna.

Q: A matador! Well, well, well. Uno momento por favor. Pray tell, what was the young man's name? Eduardo, Carochio! That's good. That's very good. Kind of just rolls of the tongue. I wonder where on the upper west side a single girl might meet a matador? Perhaps Zabars? Or Les Pizza!

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "You're all winners!"

A: Lady hosting a NY Marathon party in her apartment to the runners when Jerry tried to get Elaine an apartment in his building before regretting making the offer.

Q: Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm. Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?!

Jean Paul to Jerry
"I dont know how you guys walk around with those things"

A: Elaine to Jerry & George about their cocks
Q: Bread...beautiful

A: George to the Soup Nazi

Q: Well, there goes the money for the lipo...

A: Jerry to the group in "The Finale."

Q: "Oh, calm down, maroon Golf. He thinks I cut him off. He accelerated."

A: Jerry to Elaine about the driver in the Puerto Rican Day parade who won't let Jerry in.

Q: You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

A: Frank to Morty
Q: Hi Mike...Indiana

A: Jerry to Mike (the phony) and George, aka Indiana Jones (b/c of his hat)

Q: If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.

I can only think of The Wolf from Pulp Fiction

A: Newman to Mr. Lippman at the end of the Muffin Tops episode.

Q: "Bologna?! No one eats bologna anymore!"

A: George to Estelle, when she offered Kramer, George & Jerry sandwiches when George moved back in with his parents.

Q: Do you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

A: Jerry to Sandra when he was trying to talk dirty back to her.

Q: "You couldn't "keep track" of everybody?"

A: Elaine to Jerry when she was mad about her character not being in the "pilot."

Q: I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."

A: Jerry to George
Q: Do you wanna get hurt? Because I can hurt you....what is your problem!? We're taking the arm-wa (sp?) and that's all there is to it!

A: Cedric and Bob (the two "street toughs") to Kramer in the Soup Nazi episode.

Q: What about the homeless? They're always walking around the city. Why not just strap something to them?

Kramer to Newman

Q: "You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?"

A: Puddy to Elaine

Q: Are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass! Instead of salmon, he went with bass. He just substituted one fish for another!

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: "I'm very close to giving this car, that my celebrity friend is considering, my full endorsement. Oooh, let's see if I can get a smile from these femininas. Hey, Ladies! It's the Saab 900! What do you think? Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?!"

A: Kramer to the car salesman, who Kramer called Stan.

Q: Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuff a cantaloupe down your throat! So much for gratitude... yeah, yeah, yeah!

A: Kramer to his optometrist friend
Q: I call you pimple popper MD!

A: Jerry to his doctor girlfriend Sara.

Q: And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents. Pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my god given talent. But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone. I chose not to run.

Jerry to Elaine

Q: "They're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese."

A: Steinbrenner to George before sending Costanza to the nut house.

Q: Well, I hope you're satisfied. Every word out of my son's mouth now is 'f--k, f--k, f--k'. You know what he said to me five minutes ago?
'Where's my f--king cupcake?'

The cursing kid's father to Jerry
"There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious remarks"