The last movie that the person below me cried at was Passion of the Christ.
The last thing the person below me bought, that was completely pointless was _____________________.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis