The person below me would love to meet Adolf Hitler, if only to try and understand what the hell was going on in his head (and maybe to bash it in to get a literal, physical view of what was inside his head)(besides Jesus)
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
