The person below me is planning on resting (seeing as I've worked 54 hours the past 6 days) tonight

The person below me, if they were to meet Jesus would say _____________ to Him.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis