The person below me would jump out of a plane without a parachute, only to catch it in mid-air, if dared to.

The person below me would never ______________, not even for a billion dollars.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis