The person below me has always thought "Wow, this dude is a bigger Kill Bill fan than me! Is that possible?? about the person above them.

The person below me thinks ________________ is the hottest woman of all time.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis