The person below me is looking forward to the end of this weekend. I gotta work all weekend.

The person below me loves ___________ in the morning.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis