The person below me reads The Broker by John Grisham now. I think its very fascinating, even if its mostly about the character's life in Italy, rather than the plot to kill him.

The person below me drinks __________ on a regular basis.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis