Lets see. I'd kill the guy who gave Lindsey Lohan clearance to make a CD.
If the person below me could live anywhere in the world, excluding where they live now, they would move to _____________.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis