Originally posted by Partagas: Speaking of tattoos. Did you hear about the wife who got the word "Thanksgiving" tattooed on the inside of her left thigh and the word "Christmas" tattooed on the inside of her right thigh?
She was tired of her husband complaining about never having anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Her sister had "Christmas" and "New Year's" tattooed on her thighs so her boyfriend could come and visit between the holidays.
