Elvis is alive, Paul McCartney is dead, Pro Wrestling is Real, The Space Shuttle is fake, and GFIII is an accurate portrayal of history. Where is Jon Stewart when we need him?


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."