I have this posted elsewhere but it bears repeating. The "author" of this disaster is the head of the creative writing department at Florida State University. Don't look for that department to turn out any Pulitzer Prize winners as long as he is there.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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