PITTSBURGH,(PA)- Pittsburgh Steelers practice was suspended nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Bill Cowher immediately suspended practice and notified the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the substance was harmless and that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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Yeah it's an old joke. Much funnier when it was about the Browns though. :p

Post your sports jokes here. Old and new.

How'd you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard? Put up goal posts. Boom! Good clean fun.


So die all who betray Giuliano