Ah...Ray "The Crippler" Stevens. I'm not very familiar with him...but "The Crippler" did give it away, thanks!

Here's a rather simple one:


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis