Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra:
“If I prayed, I’d ask God never to reveal Himself to me. Because if He did I should know that He was not God. But a liar.”
As it happens, He has revealed Himself to me, in the form of a fat little cheating Argentinian dwarf. 
The difference is that Jesuscrist WAS a lair, he didn`t even exist according to science matters. That "fat little cheating Argentinian dwarf" is GOD and you feel like going mad because you wish he had played for you!
It`s called envidy!
Maradona is the only God in common for every religion!
