Did your ten minute speech go anything like this? :p

Plaw: You talk about extending the deadline -- is extending the deadline gonna bring more points back to you? Or more points to me? I forgo the opportunity to score more points -- But I have selfish reasons. My favorite player, TM -- was forced to cancel a vacation, --

(then, as he stands, with SC's assistance)

-- because of this fantasy baseball business. All right -- and I have to make arrangements to make him take a vacation -- cleared of all fantasy baseball stress. But I'm a superstitious man -- and if some unlucky accident should befall him -- if he should oversleep and be over the cap -- or if he -- should miss a doubleheader -- or if his cable modem is struck by a bolt of lightning -- then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive.

(then)

But -- that aside -- let me say that I swear -- on Crabcake's pom poms -- that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made here today...

[Plaw and SC move toward the head of the table where JG is sitting.

DC does the same. Plaw and DC embrace as the others applaud]