I would ask how you ever expected a Cubs-Cards marriage to work out, but if you've already given in with Pujols in fantasy...well, you were a lost fan to begin with.
Who am I kidding? I'd take Pujols in a heartbeat! Forget loyalty!
No, I really do think you're a true fan, CS. You might do some things I could never do, like pick pitching against your own boys, but I think that stems mainly from your heartbreak in losing Sammy...though it's been a while, he is a tough guy to let go.
Ah, all this teasing, and I'll probably end up marrying a Bonds fan or something. :p
