Give your friend this team... Tell him it's the "GangsterBB special".

C - John Buck
1B - Albert Pujols
2B - Homer Bush
3B - Vinny Castilla
SS - Pokey Reese
LF - Larry Bigbie
CF - Willy Taveras
RF - Rocco Baldelli (sounds like a Godfather character)
DH - Jim Thome (our homey)
PS - Yankees (Wang, Johnson, Small, etc...)

:p