We've still got to turn you into an addict. Well, I guess my job can be to turn BBC newcomers into addicts, but Geoff's and DM's job is to turn you to the "dark side" with their double entendre jokes. I made a huge mistake in developing a crush on a guy named Willy.
Consider this your warning.
P.S. You'll also be treated to a variety of Stratus-factory Trish photos by DM - I think I can speak for all of us here when I say that it's the highlight of the evening.
