Sep 13 Thomas' six-game homer streak came to end in Oakland's 7-5 loss on Tuesday as the designated hitter went 0-for-4. He was robbed twice by defensive plays by the Twins infield. Thomas came back on Wednesday to go 1-for-4 with a double in the Athletics' 1-0 victory. More importantly, Thomas' homer streak ended when manager JG of The Cursed Pork picked him up from the free agent pool.

Advice: Thomas is making a push toward the Hall of Fame with his best season in years. He is batting .280 with 36 homers and 98 RBIs and looking to have a 40-homer, 100-RBI season for the first time since 2003. Further advice dictates that this won't happen, as long as Thomas is part of The Cursed Pork.