Fantasy Baseball Commissioner Suffers Mild Heart Attack
Gangster BB Bigwig Said To Now Be Resting Comfortably

By Neal Pulcawer

Gangster BB Yahoo Fantasy Baseball Commissioner plawrence suffered a mild heart attack this morning during an IM conversation with league member Don Sicilia, when Sicilia - known more familiarly in fantasy sports circles as "DB" - erroneously informed him that part of his plan for this year's game was unworkable.

Although details are sketchy, it is believed that DB misinterpreted a Yahoo rule involving the number of players that could be benched at a given time.

By the time DB realized his error, Mr. plawrence was already suffering chest pains and dizziness, which he later attributed to the several alchoholic beverages he consumed during the chat.

By the time paramedics arrived at Mr. plawrence's home, however, Mr. Sicilia had already realized his mistake and Mr. plawrence was able to pick himself up off the floor without assistance.

plawrence, who declined to be hospitalized and was said to be resting comfortably at the computer table which he seldom leaves, is a longtime member of the Gangster BB, and a moderator of its Sports Forum.

Sicilia, also a longtime member, was once considered Mr. plawrence's Most Worthy Adversary in fantasy sports, but he hs given up that title due to his limited participation in the BB's more recent fantasy sports games, although he has found time to participate in the major games despite a heavy job related workload and the planning for his impending marriage.