You missed some very important ones...

- Definitely would've congratulated SB on her fantasy pick having such sexy legs. (It's up to you whether you assume this "pick" to be Jeter or JG)

- Definitely would've apologized to Gina for making her feel like a Scrubs fan as she watches teams other than her home team in the playoffs.

- Definitely would've ribbed DM for admitting he's "not really a baseball fan."

- Definitely would've reminded Zia that the basketball season's coming up, since she doesn't appear very interested. Also, remind her to look out for a fellow named Sasha...she might have forgotten him.

And we were not mean to DM...well, within reason.