If I were around this weekend, I would have:

- Definitely made fun of JG's pasty legs
- Definitely would have talked about da Bears win
- Definitely would have said my sorries to our lady Yankee fans
- Definitely known why Gina called somebody a dunce
- Stuck up for my buddy DMC (he PM-ed me saying that you girls were mean to him... Oops, was I supposed to say that out loud, DMC?)

Man, what a busy weekend I would have had.