Yeah, Geoff, that's a surefire way to win a girl - have limbs. JG, you are a witty, funny and charming man with a pair of very dreamy eyes, but I've seen you in shorts and, loathe as I am to admit this, your legs are not quite as sexy as Jeter's.

And, DM, after seeing that picture Gina just posted, Sorry, sweetie, you're going to need a new signature.

Gina and Zia, can we please make these boys go away. And you know why? Because Girls Rule, and Boys Drool!!!


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club