Nicole had one of her girlfriend's over for dinner tonight. Her friend work's in a furniture store and mentioned that she had a customer today, Miquel Tejada. Nicole's like, "Who's Miquel Tejada"? I think the last Oriole she knew by name was Cal Ripken Jr. I don't even think she could name 3 Yankees. She could, but they'd all 3 be named Derek Jeter.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.