The Pirates of the Caribbean 1 is on tv tonight. I knew if I'd wait long enough I wouldn't have to rent the dvd.

It's alot darker then I thought, but it's still funny. That commadane fellow in the white wig has got to go. He's a pig. A cannon to his head is what he deserves. Does Will get to kiss the girl?

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.