Dude, I can see you as some kind of Jekyll and Hyde Zia at the game...

- "Ooh, look at that hottie, Manu!"
- "Waitaminute! He just pushed Sasha. Nobody pushes Sasha."
- "When he pushed him, his beautiful hair bounced a bit, while those few sexy strands remained pasted to his sweaty face."
- "He's not a freakin' Laker, Zia! Snap out of it!"