I have an issue with overly-artistic facial hair too, SB. The only thing worse than that kind of a goatee and sideburns is... you guessed it-- perfectly shaped eyebrows on a guy!! Yikes! And I'm not talking like cleaning up bushy eyebrows just a little bit... I live in L.A., we're lenient. But I'm talking like NY gangsta-wannabe rich white guys. Gotti boys, anyone? I bet they do their eyebrows more often than I do mine!