OMG!! I come back here after a day, and Zia's talking about miniskirts with stiletto's and leg warmers, and DMC is being stalked by Trish, who is wearing the same clothes and not not sleeping with him!! What is the world coming to? What we need next is for Geoff to pop in here, and go on about the sagging body parts of members (did you think I would forget that so easily??), or some weird band camp fantasy to make this complete. Or perhaps Plaw, with a visit from Flopsy and Topsy or Mopsy or Bopsy, or whatever their names were.


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