After sitting through class today I found a SCIENTIFIC explanation for Trish:

It is scientifically proven that as matter rises (read age) in the STRATUSphere its temperature (read hotness) increases.


Unfortunately there is no Jetersphere or Willysphere or Vujajicsphere

"You gave your word, I never gave mine"
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