just thought id interject some:
>>Chick Humor
>>
>>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
>>can get the milk for free".
>>Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
>>against marriage. Why?
>>Because women realize its not worth buying an entire
>>Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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>>One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
>>wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into
>>the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>>It depends," I replied.
>>"What does it say on your shirt?"
>>He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
>>And they say blondes are dumb..._______________________________________________________
>>A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going
>>to make you the happiest woman in the world"
>>The woman says, "I'll miss you....."
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>>It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as
>>he stepped out of the shower,
>>"honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
>>I mowed the lawn like this?"
>>"Probably that I married you for your money," she
>>replied.
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>>He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have
>>wanted to make love to you really badly.
>>
>>She said - Well, you succeeded.
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>>He said - What have you been doing with all the
>>grocery money I gave you?
>>She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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>>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
>>sensitive man?
>>A: A rumor
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>>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
>>celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their
>>special day a good fairy came to them and said that
>>because they had been such a devoted couple she
>>would grant each of them a very special wish.
>>The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
>>husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
>>tickets in her hands.
>>The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger
>>than him...Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
>>Gotta love that fairy!
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>>A PRAYER....
>>
>>Dear Lord,
>>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
>>Love to forgive him;
>>And Patience for his moods.
>>Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>>I'll beat him to death.
>>
>>AMEN
Housework is woman's work!
But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished -- something's up.
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it.
"We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up.
He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired..."
God is good...
:p
